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lyrics
Jax, Jax what are you doing?
(I’m getting a cookie)
You can’t have a cookie, it’s 8:00 in the morning
(So what…it’s 12 noon somewhere)
Well, this is true
(Probably in Narnia)
Probably in Narnia yes, but right here it's 8am and you cannot have a cookie. You need to eat real breakfast food
(But I don’t want breakfast food…I want cookies!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!)
I’m having a no good, horrible, terrible day
I’m feelin bad cause nothing good is goin’ my way
No cookies before noon, (then I can only have two)
I can’t jump in mud puddles just because I have new shoes
This is bullpoop, doo doo balls, mickey fickey, (booger snot)
Apparently if I don’t brush my teeth, then all my teeth will rot
I can’t pick my nose in public, I can’t beatbox in church
I can’t ask where babies come from on my tablet’s google search
When I’m takin’ a test, I can’t always choose C
And every time I fart, (I gotta say excuse me)
I get in trouble when I make a snowman outta mashed potatoes
And apparently it’s rude to call my teacher’s playa haters
I’m too old to wet my pants but I’m too young to join the mob
Apparently 7/11’s not an inside job
I call Shenanigans yo, and this is getting’ out of hand
Word to Fresh Prince (parents just don’t understand)
I’m throwin’ a temper tantrum
For all you kids ain’t getting’ what you want, here’s your anthem
Hit the ground, kick your legs, Run amok
Shoutin’ (Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay!)
I’m having the poopiest, poopiest, poopiest day
Wanted Mickey D’s, (but Dada got me Chick-Fil-A)
I felt robbed cause I wanted a toy and got a book
(And ain’t no such thing as half way crooks)
My brother took my M&M's and stuck em up his nose
Mom got me a surprise but it was really just clothes
Every time we're in the car my dad is always bustin rhymes
(And he made me watch Teen Wolf for the 86th time)
I gotta take a bath (and I hate washin' my hair)
And every single day (I have to put on new underwear)
Word! Now I feel like I’m about to explode
Feelin’ more flustered than a pregnant toad
I’m punchin and I’m hittin and I’m screamin and I’m kickin
And I’m throwin my stuffed animals and even my rubber chicken
I can't take it no more, this is getting' out of hand
Word to fresh prince (parents just dont' understand)
OK, we just wanna say
In no way, shape, or form do Knuckleheadz support temper tantrums
If you're feelin flustered, angry, or upset, talk to a grownup about your feelings, use your words
Count to ten, take deep breaths
(Or take a big giant dump)
No...that's not...no
(works for me)
Alright, whatever
This album is amazing and relatable. I can't really describe it.
I feel like I do this album disservice with this description. Give it a listen! Robin Wils
I love this whole album: It just captures a wide range of experiences and affects the listener with a wide range of emotions.
I first liked this album because of the nerdcore elements, but I fell in love when I realized that these verses were true poetry, speaking to a deeper truth and beauty unlike most hip-hop I've heard. "A Poet" exemplifies this with its bittersweet message about how poetry is not valued. This is the first hip-hop tune I've ever shed a tear over.
Take a bow, Mega Ran. platinumazure
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