1. |
Intro
00:23
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2. |
Hyperactive
02:38
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Grandmaster Jax and the Ol' Dirty Dada yo
We got more game than Candyland and Chutes and Ladders yo
We comin' with that kid hop to make your crib rock
(Yo, I heard the Knuckleheadz was soft) (Oh no you did not)
1 kid rapper, livin' off cheese and crackers
Signin' autographs (But sometimes I write my J's backwards)
We make ya jump when we're chillin' at the playground
Continuing the style that the 90's younguns laid down
(No clowns), no Pennywise up on the mic
5 years old learnin' to flow (while learnin' how to ride my bike)
Yea! Velcro shoes, never messin' with the shoestrangs
When he was one, his first word was (Wu-Tang)
And now we do thangs to make the crowds go bananas
(In pajamas) from up north all the way down to Atlanta
We found the code to the game and cracked it
And when we on stage, we're (hyperactive!)
Ol' Dirty Dada and the Grandmaster Jax yo
The illest duo since Big Boi and Thee Stacks yo
Southernplayalistic, kinda juvenile and twisted
Little too young for the club, so we hangin' at (Scratch Biscuit)
Old school like Mystic and Clearly Canadian
Chillin' in our Treehouse club, (that's where your lady been)
Not tryin' to brag, but dag gone we fly!
We makin' your girls cry (like they got shampoo in their eyes)
Oh! (It's on tonight), that's right
Ain't sellin' out unless we get a call from Sprite
(or Lego) or maybe Lego but the price gotta be bigger
Word to Jigga (Me and Dada want our own mini-figures)
We're doing things to make the crowd say incredible
We said to go bananas, (cause we don't like vegetables)
We found the code to the game and cracked it
And when we on stage, we're (hyperactive!)
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3. |
Na-Na-Na-Na-Boo-Boo
03:38
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Uh-huh (Uh-huh)
OK (Ok)
Yall ready? (Yall ready?)
Grandmaster Jax & the Ol’ Dirty Dada (x3)
Jax, put down ya popsicle for just a minute
NA-NA-NA-NA-BOO-BOO, Stick ya head in Doo Doo
We eatin' all ya candy and we drinkin' all ya Yoo Hoo
Bop ya on the head like our name was Bunny Foo Foo
NA-NA-NA-NA-BOO-BOO, Stick ya head in Doo Doo
NA-NA-NA-NA-BOO-BOO, Stick ya head in Doo Doo
We eatin' all ya candy and we drinkin' all ya Yoo Hoo
Knuckleheadz crew watchin' Paw Patrol on Hulu
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-BOO-BOO!
Come on everybody, make room for the Knuckleheadz
Drinkin' chocolate milk all day and never ever wet the beds
We've read more Curious George books than you've ever read
Gimme a PB & J but cut the crust off the bread! Yea!
In our beanbag chairs maxed and relaxed
Disney Junior all day - Jake and the Pirates, PJ Masks!
Stevie D, Grandmaster Jax, that's the facts
(I love my Dada and eatin snacks!)
Takin suckas out like Batman did to Mr. Freeze
Gettin' all the tickets, winnin' slinkies down at Chuck E Cheese
He's only 4 but number 1 with the shorties
He can say the whole alphabet AND count to 40!!!
Rockin' shows around the globe but never stayin' out too late
We could party all night but his bedtime's still at 8
Preschool in the morning, got new dope words to spell
He's showing off his gold chains at show and tell
(Look at my chains, they're FRESH!) yea, that's right son!
So many father/ son rap groups but yo, we number one!
We could pull our Nerf guns, but we won't tho
And if you see us in the streets, please no photos!
NA-NA-NA-NA-BOO-BOO, Stick ya head in Doo Doo
We eatin' all ya candy and we drinkin' all ya Yoo Hoo
Bop ya on the head like our name was Bunny Foo Foo
NA-NA-NA-NA-BOO-BOO, Stick ya head in Doo Doo
NA-NA-NA-NA-BOO-BOO, Stick ya head in Doo Doo
We eatin' all ya candy and we drinkin' all ya Yoo Hoo
Knuckleheadz crew watchin' Paw Patrol on Hulu
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-BOO-BOO!
Now say Yeah!! (Yeah!)
Say Aw yeah!! (Aww yeah!)
Say poop yeah! (Poop yeah!)
Say snot yeah! (Snot yeah!)
Say Doc McStuffins (Doc McStuffins!)
Say PJ Masks (PJ Masks!)
Say Paw Patrol (Paw Patrol)
We on a roll (We on a roll)
Now say Knuckleheadz! (x6)
Yea
Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang, etc...
Poop Poop, Love you Dada!
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4. |
Jump On The Trampoline
02:55
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Hey Yo Jax (wuddup) I kinda feel like dancin and jumpin around yo
(That's cause you just ate like 50 cookies)
Yea, so. How many did you eat?
(Two). No way, I see all those crumbs all over your face
(Don't judge me Dada) I'm not judging.
I'm just saying we got all this energy. I think it's time to get this party started.
What ya think? (Let's do dis Dada!) Yea, Heeeeere we go (Slick Rick style)
Yo! It's time to wyle out, keep ya socks on, but forget ya shoes
We bout to get this party jumpin' like some kangaroos
We got nothin to lose, maybe my lunch
Cause I ate about a thousand Oreos and drank 2 tons of punch
I'm feelin' hyper like a kid is on a snow day
Mom says “you wanna help me clean,” i'm shoutin' (No Way!)
Go Play! And lose our minds is what we bout to do
(Cause Knuckleheadz music ain't nuttin' to sit to)
Now everybody throw ya hands up with the Knuckleheadz team
And then jump around the room like the floor was made of trampolines
Jump on the trampoline (x3)
(Jump!) (echoed out)
If you're feelin' what we're feelin' and you wanna yell and scream
Then just jump around the room like the floor was made of trampolines
Jump on the trampoline (x3)
(Jump!) (echoed out)
Step up boy! Represent!
I got a feelin' everyone in here is havin' fun
We bout to get this party poppin' like some Bubble Gum
Run around in circle til you're dizzy and you're fallin' down
Hail Jax, the king of rap (Check my Burger King crown)
Gyeah, Word to Sia, kids hangin' from the chandelier
Including me, the Stevie D (The D stands for Diarrhea!)
You bout to get a time out! In that chair! (Nope, no can do)
(Cause Knuckleheadz music ain't nuttin' to sit to)
Chorus
Now when I say jump, everybody lose ya minds
Now when I say jump, get up offa yo behinds
And just jump everybody, jump everybody, jump, jump
Just jump everybody, jump everybody, jump, jump
Now when I say jump, everybody go nuts
We don't wanna see a single person on their butts
And just jump everybody, jump everybody, jump jump
Just jump everybody, jump everybody, jump, jump
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5. |
Turtles Have Short Legs
02:08
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Turtles have short legs, Giraffes have long legs
The seahorse is crazy cause the male lays the eggs
The cows give us milk, goats give us gross milk
Some worms are superslimy but some worms make silk
We all have a little something that makes us unique
Jax likes jumping on the bed and I just like going to sleep
Some kids are superquiet, some kids they run amok
Some kids, they wear diapers (Yo, I wipe my own butt)
And when I get old yo, you'll wipe mine too
(Umm...No way Dada, I ain't messin witcha poo)
That's not fair yo, I wiped your butt for like 3 years
(I didn't ask you to do that)...but you couldn't even talk...eehhhhh
All we're trying to say is everybody be yourself
Be unique, Be a freak, Be an ork, be an elf
You're a treasure put together like a Lego made of gold
Like my man Rakim said (I know you got soul)
Turtles have short legs, ZZ Top likes legs
A mixed up chicken only lays scrambled eggs (I get it)
A camel has a hump and a horse likes to jump
An elephant only packs up peanuts in its trunk
We all need a little sumpin' that helps us stand out
From the crowd (Like a fart)...Jax don't be so loud
(Sorrrry) But you're right, some kids, they like to fart
Some kids like to fart while eatin' chocolate covered pop tarts
And when I get old, you're gonna feed me pop tarts
Every day (No I'm not) Yes you are (No frikkin' way)
Why can't you just feed me pop tarts? (Nope) I feed you like every day
(Not gonna happen) but you....uggggggg
All we're tryin to say is everybody do ya thing
Be a prince, be a princess, be a queen (or a Burger King)
Find what you're lookin' for like Highlights then you circle it
Like Mystikal said yo (Show me what ya workin wit)
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7. |
Pickin' Boogers
03:43
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Y'all know Big Daddy Kane wrote this for Biz Markie, right?
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8. |
Like A Million Bucks
02:58
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Yo, how much money you got Jax?
(I got like 20 Monopoly bucks)
Drats...If only we had...
(How much money you got Dada?)
Hmm...I got like 3 big silver ones, 2 small silver ones, and 2 brown ones...whatever that equals
I want the money and the power
Want a chocolate milk pool inside my golden Lego Tower
...Lego King ruling with my Lego crown
So much money in my pockets that my pants fall down
(Yea sucka), just like a million bucks
Wanna dive in my money bin like Scrooge McDuck
Eat a stack of fruit snacks, then take a nap inside my money bed
Pay the President to change his name to Big Dummy Head
Hahaha (Dada don't get political) Sorry
(I want a plan to make every clock digital)
...Want at least 6 Reese's cup inside of every Lunchable
Wanna hire Mickey Mouse to feed me grapes and uncrustables
I gotta get more Legos than you got
So what if some Mickey Fickey gets shot
With my nerf gun, (I got like ninety one)
So if I'm comin' to ya playground, (then you better run!)
I want the power and the money
Wanna meet the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, (yo and the Easter Bunny)
...Wanna hang out with the Bubble Guppies
Buy a monkey, and a dinosaur, a dog, and some Hush Puppies
(Sucka), just need a million bucks
Dressed fresh to death, check my Ninja Turtle Chucks
Throwin' goldfish in my mouth, while I'm jumpin' up on Oprah's couch
Haters getting' mad cause I bought another bouncy house
(I wanna buy Thor's hammer)
Why? (Cause it'd be really cool to have Thor's hammer)
Plus a giant movie screen that shows our favorite movie scenes
(Paw Patrol and Titan Teens) maybe when your room is clean
Every day is Saturday my friend
Go to sleep, Wake up yo it's Saturday again
Gettin' paid to do just what we like on the mic
Yo Jax, prove me right (Fart sound) that's tight!
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9. |
Torture (Skit)
01:22
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10. |
Temper Tantrum
02:30
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Jax, Jax what are you doing?
(I’m getting a cookie)
You can’t have a cookie, it’s 8:00 in the morning
(So what…it’s 12 noon somewhere)
Well, this is true
(Probably in Narnia)
Probably in Narnia yes, but right here it's 8am and you cannot have a cookie. You need to eat real breakfast food
(But I don’t want breakfast food…I want cookies!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!)
I’m having a no good, horrible, terrible day
I’m feelin bad cause nothing good is goin’ my way
No cookies before noon, (then I can only have two)
I can’t jump in mud puddles just because I have new shoes
This is bullpoop, doo doo balls, mickey fickey, (booger snot)
Apparently if I don’t brush my teeth, then all my teeth will rot
I can’t pick my nose in public, I can’t beatbox in church
I can’t ask where babies come from on my tablet’s google search
When I’m takin’ a test, I can’t always choose C
And every time I fart, (I gotta say excuse me)
I get in trouble when I make a snowman outta mashed potatoes
And apparently it’s rude to call my teacher’s playa haters
I’m too old to wet my pants but I’m too young to join the mob
Apparently 7/11’s not an inside job
I call Shenanigans yo, and this is getting’ out of hand
Word to Fresh Prince (parents just don’t understand)
I’m throwin’ a temper tantrum
For all you kids ain’t getting’ what you want, here’s your anthem
Hit the ground, kick your legs, Run amok
Shoutin’ (Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay!)
I’m having the poopiest, poopiest, poopiest day
Wanted Mickey D’s, (but Dada got me Chick-Fil-A)
I felt robbed cause I wanted a toy and got a book
(And ain’t no such thing as half way crooks)
My brother took my M&M's and stuck em up his nose
Mom got me a surprise but it was really just clothes
Every time we're in the car my dad is always bustin rhymes
(And he made me watch Teen Wolf for the 86th time)
I gotta take a bath (and I hate washin' my hair)
And every single day (I have to put on new underwear)
Word! Now I feel like I’m about to explode
Feelin’ more flustered than a pregnant toad
I’m punchin and I’m hittin and I’m screamin and I’m kickin
And I’m throwin my stuffed animals and even my rubber chicken
I can't take it no more, this is getting' out of hand
Word to fresh prince (parents just dont' understand)
OK, we just wanna say
In no way, shape, or form do Knuckleheadz support temper tantrums
If you're feelin flustered, angry, or upset, talk to a grownup about your feelings, use your words
Count to ten, take deep breaths
(Or take a big giant dump)
No...that's not...no
(works for me)
Alright, whatever
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11. |
Old MacDonald
01:33
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12. |
Read Books And Eat Fruit
01:09
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Alright Jax, we gotta lotta people listening to us right now (I know what ya sayin')
So I think it's up to us and educate (Word up)
We've gotta mold the minds of our future generation, know what I'm sayin
(I feel ya yo)
Read books and eat fruit
Read books and eat fruit
We gotta teach the youth
They gotta understand the truth
Read books and eat fruit
Read books and eat fruit
Don't be a piece of poop
Read books and eat fruit
Read books and eat fruit
Eat apples, read Roots
Exercise, work your glutes
Read books and eat fruit
Read books and eat fruit
Read books and eat fruit
Read books and eat fruit
Read books and eat fruit
Eat books and read fruit
Cause they taste so great
Open up a book and put it on your plate
And eat it and taste it and swallow it down
Eat a different book every time I go to town
Cause they're delicous
Books are nutritious
I love eatin' books...
(Dada, dada, no. You don't eat books, you READ books)
Oh yea, that does make more sense
I think I got sidetracked there
(It's ok, you tried Dada)
Thanks yo. I'm not sure what I was thinking. Eating books. Hahaha.
Read books and eat fruit...
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13. |
Paw Patrol Tape (Skit)
01:37
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14. |
Minion Hop
01:53
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There's no stoppin' the Minions from hoppin'
And in my opinion, everyone's a Minion
Minion, Minion
Gonna go for a whirl with my Minion girl
Gonna go to my cabana, eat all the bananas
Minion, Minion
Let's go!
1,2,3,4
Minions wanna hop some more
5,6,7,8
Minions always stay up late
There's no stoppin' the Minions from hoppin'
And in my opinion, everyone's a Minion
Minion, Minion
Gonna go for a whirl with my Minion girl
Gonna go to my cabana, eat all the bananas
Minion, Minion
Let's go!
1,2,3,4
Minions wanna hop some more
5,6,7,8
Minions always devastate!
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15. |
Outro
00:25
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Knuckleheadz Salem, Virginia
"So many father/ son rap groups, but yo, we number one!"
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