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lyrics
Turtles have short legs, Giraffes have long legs
The seahorse is crazy cause the male lays the eggs
The cows give us milk, goats give us gross milk
Some worms are superslimy but some worms make silk
We all have a little something that makes us unique
Jax likes jumping on the bed and I just like going to sleep
Some kids are superquiet, some kids they run amok
Some kids, they wear diapers (Yo, I wipe my own butt)
And when I get old yo, you'll wipe mine too
(Umm...No way Dada, I ain't messin witcha poo)
That's not fair yo, I wiped your butt for like 3 years
(I didn't ask you to do that)...but you couldn't even talk...eehhhhh
All we're trying to say is everybody be yourself
Be unique, Be a freak, Be an ork, be an elf
You're a treasure put together like a Lego made of gold
Like my man Rakim said (I know you got soul)
Turtles have short legs, ZZ Top likes legs
A mixed up chicken only lays scrambled eggs (I get it)
A camel has a hump and a horse likes to jump
An elephant only packs up peanuts in its trunk
We all need a little sumpin' that helps us stand out
From the crowd (Like a fart)...Jax don't be so loud
(Sorrrry) But you're right, some kids, they like to fart
Some kids like to fart while eatin' chocolate covered pop tarts
And when I get old, you're gonna feed me pop tarts
Every day (No I'm not) Yes you are (No frikkin' way)
Why can't you just feed me pop tarts? (Nope) I feed you like every day
(Not gonna happen) but you....uggggggg
All we're tryin to say is everybody do ya thing
Be a prince, be a princess, be a queen (or a Burger King)
Find what you're lookin' for like Highlights then you circle it
Like Mystikal said yo (Show me what ya workin wit)
supported by 6 fans who also own “Turtles Have Short Legs”
This album is amazing and relatable. I can't really describe it.
I feel like I do this album disservice with this description. Give it a listen! Robin Wils
supported by 6 fans who also own “Turtles Have Short Legs”
I love this whole album: It just captures a wide range of experiences and affects the listener with a wide range of emotions.
I first liked this album because of the nerdcore elements, but I fell in love when I realized that these verses were true poetry, speaking to a deeper truth and beauty unlike most hip-hop I've heard. "A Poet" exemplifies this with its bittersweet message about how poetry is not valued. This is the first hip-hop tune I've ever shed a tear over.
Take a bow, Mega Ran. platinumazure
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I could listen to "Narc Hi Score" anytime, but "Warp Formula" is pure POWAH! You cannot stand still. Buy this album. It's a great variety of WB styles and themes; there's something here for everybody. cyko9